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The 9th Annual Memphis Brewfest

An International Beer Festival

Saturday, April 14, 2018 • 4:00-7:45 P.M.

"God made yeast, as well as dough, and he loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation." –Ralph Waldo Emerson

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." –Stephen Wright

"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." –Homer Simpson

“They who drink beer will think beer." –Washington Irving

"Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging." --Rennie Ellis

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." –Frank Zappa

"For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King." –William Shakespeare

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." –Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." –Dave Barry

"..and I will make it felony to drink small beer." –William Shakespeare